Pants. They're only sexy when you're not.

HALLO.

Sorry for not updating. No, I didn't get mugged, I was actually held captive by,
oh,
oops,
sometimes I just ramble.
That was a lie.
I was just busy.

ANYWAYS,
I feel I should update.
The word of the day is sexy. So I'll tell you what's sexy.

VESTS
Vests. They're fun, comfortable and versatile. And sexy.
Wear a denim with a dress +
Wear an oversized one with just about any top +
Wear one for a menswear look +

DRESSES
Yes, dresses. You may have heard of them. They're sexy.
Wear it with a cute jacket +
Wear it by itself +
Wear it during the day +
Wear it at night +

GIRLY
Girly. Because being feminine is sexy. Sexy I say!
Wear silk +
Wear frilly +
Wear ditsy prints +
Wear lace +
Wear skirts +

MASCULINE
Yes. Be feminine and masculine. It's sexy.
Wear suspenders +
Wear blazers +
Wear sneaks +
Wear watches +
Wear specs +

EXOTIC
Be exotic. It's sexy.
Wear prints +
Wear scarves +
Wear hats +
Wear glads +

BRIGHTS
Neons and bolds. They're mega sexy.
Wear colourblock +
Wear specs +
Wear sandals +
Wear bikinis +

PASTELS
Pastels. They're related to brights and should most definitely be paired. They are sexy also.
Wear camis +
Wear oxfords +
Wear scarves +
Wear satchels +

Yes. Things are sexy. Buy me sexy things.

They call me Jane. THAT'S NOT MY NAME!

So I just got back from musical practice and I'm super excited because the first show is tomorrow! I'm pretty mad at myself because I'm not actually in it, but don't worry, I will be next time. And I'm trying out for the community theatre productions. I'm doing make-up this year, which is mega rad!
Anyways, my favourite store right now (and pretty much always) is Forever21! My my, they have the cutest things for such maaad prices! Here's some of my favourite things for Spring:

+retro floral wallet+
+funky pastel tote+
+rad triple headband+
+vintage sunnies case+

And the best part? Total price: $37.90 - WHAT A STEAL. Yes yes yes, I am definitely encouraging you to check out Forever21 and these great products!